nippleicious:

sorry i only date pokemon masters

knightscrest:

if u have a crush on me i have one question: what made u lower ur standards so much

queer-punk:

i get sexually frustrated just by looking at you

"he’s going to fuck you up and you’re going to let him"


most sober thing a drunk person could ever say to you (via n-nni)

(Source: w-r-i-st-s)